I have noticed an abundance of fake vampire teeth on our school grounds. Thus said, I asked my dear teacher to explain this odd phenomenon.
To which she replies: "Those are mouthguards, Emma."
Oh, how I loathe you, sports. You foil me every time.
Some of us have to chase after stupidity; others just sit and stupidity comes to then. And then, to quote my dear friend Selina, "Some of us make stupidity look fabulous."
I wear a mouth guard. haha, they do look a little like vamp teeth. First field hockey game on Monday!
ReplyDeleteJoy for you, mortal embarrassment to me. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteor immortal...
ReplyDelete*chuckles*
You tempt me.
ReplyDelete1. Yes. And it would have made sense! I mean, come ON. Vampire craze in our midst and the school is littered with MOUTHGUARDS?
ReplyDeleteThe really sad thing is that immediately after she said that I thought, "We guard our mouths with vampires?" Quick thinking, me, quick thinking.
2. Yeah, and it has to do with our library gang. *sniff* I SMELL A BLOG POST!
3. I have absolutely NOTHING to say to that. Except this.