Black Friday, Yellow Monday, Green Wednesday. . . .

I know why it's called "Black Friday," (blah blah blah, stock market crash, October 29, blah blah blah) but I think that we should take things a bit further and name other days with colors. I mean, ads for Black Friday are scary. Stores open at 4am!!! Woman with her face pressed against an automatic door! Woman wrapped in clocks hyperly singing Christmas carols! Sales end at 3pm!!! Or, you can Google 'Black Friday' and watch the counter go up as, whilst shopping, people tweet, Facebook, and Myspace their purchases. All I'm saying is, very scary.

Have a merry Black Friday and a happy advent!