Monday, August 15, 2011

WHY I AM NOT AN AFTERNOON PERSON

I am trying to be efficient.

School is starting soon. I need to do stuff, and clean stuff, and organize stuff, and write blog posts.

In the mornings I do crosswords.

So I try to write blog posts in the afternoon.

Unfortunately, I have absolutely no energy in the afternoon. (This is a bigger problem when I am in school and have homework.) Anything you ask me to do in the afternoon may not be up to my usual standards.

Also there is a train going by my house. Every time I start to do something productive, the train goes by my house.

productivethoughtsproductivethoughtsproductivethoughtsproductivethoughtsproductivethoughts
WHHHHHHHEEEEERproductivethoughtsproductivethoughtsBRANNNNHHHHHgahproductive
thoughttrainnoisetrainnoisetrainnoisetrainnoisetrainnoisetrainnoisetrainnoisetrainnoiseWHHEEER

The resulting headache enables me to write such sentences of pure genius as the one above.